what the devil was doing in the first seven days

the story of creation with an unhealthy serving of deep-fried potatoes.In the beginning God created heaven and earth.And earth was without void and form.And God made a circular light in heaven,and he called it sun.And God saw that the light was good.And the devil made a smaller light,rectangular in shape,and he called it TV.And the devil saw that the light was bad.And God made springs which came out of the ground,oozing fountains of pure,fresh water.And God saw that the water was good.And the devil invented fizzy drinks.And saw that the fizzy drinks were bad.And God said,let the earth bring forth vegetables,and the herb of the field,that the children may grow up healthy.And it was so.And the devil said,let there be deep-fried potatoes.And God said,let the waters bringforth varieties of fish,that they may provide sustenance for the children.And the devil
arranged that the fish be smothered in deep fried ,and served with deep fried potatoes.And God created the cattle of the field and said,Behold,I have given you every living creature that move,to you it shall be meat.And the devil showed how the meat could be minced and turned into burgers,and suggested that it always be served with deep-fried potatoes.And on the seventh day,God rested and asked that his children rest too,and use the day to contemplate the wonders of creation.And the devil created the all-day brunch,cartoon TV channels and newspapers filled with articles about celebrities,that the minds of children be filled with yet more deep-fried potatoes.And God said to the boy,take the girl and go forth and multiply.And of your seed I shall make a great nation,as numberless as the stars of heaven.And the devil invented the computers and recruited 10,000 demons to fill it with battles and images of top heavy women.And the boy did part with the girl and did instead cleave to the computer.And God pointed out to the girl that he had made her with many attractive qualities which she could use whenever the boy was away from the computer.And the devil invented the nintendoDSlite so as the boy will be able to take with him wherever he goes.Now the serpent was more subtle than any of the animals that God created.And the devil did enter into the serpent and cause him to say to the girl and the boy,The tree in the middle of the garden the lord told you not to touch,but i say to you,if you eat the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil,your eyes will be opened and you shall be as Gods.And the boy and the girl looked at the serpent and said unto him,no thanks,we dont like fruits,but do you have any deep-fried potatoes?